Number of injections received by the boy: 2
Number of injections received by mum: 0
Number of tears shed by the boy: 3
Number of tears shed by mum: 94,628,234
Technique for calming the boy: cuddle with mum
Technique for calming mum: large skinny cappuccino with an extra shot and a pecan pie
Boy's afternoon activity: happily sleeping in pram
Mum's afternoon activity: searching the house high and low for some chocolate - there must be some somewhere......
Conclusion: Poor little man is a brave solider who has a complete lunatic for a mother!!!
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